Yo, Moses here!
I’ve made a whole bunch of funny faces for you, you know, like them smileys, but with me, Moses. Mooseys I call ’em. Ninety different faces, dress-ups and stuff. Yeah, you read right, 90! It’s the truth, I’m not moosing around with ya. I even piled up my… you know, to make that poo emoji, or what ’em call it, took me all day. Tell you what, why don’t you get your lazy butt over at my place in the App Store and check it out.
See ya there,
/Moses
Oh BTW, below you can read some of the stuff the guys at the ad agency came up with. I don’t know what ’em talking about, they just knocked on my tree (the one I use to scratch my butt against) one day and said; “Yo Moses, here is what you should say about your Mooseys“:
Mooseys — Smileys moosefied
Why say it with a smiley when you can say it with a moosey?
All the smileys you’ve come to love (+ some extra) moosefied. Meet Moses, the moose with a thousand faces, or at least 90.
Laughing, smiling, kissing, crying, winking, thinking, screaming, howling, the list just go on and on. With 90 mooseys in total, there is nothing you can say with a smiley that you can’t say with a moosey. So be a part of the moose-movement and start moosefie your conversations today!
